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03:39am

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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03:10am
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02:51am

neopiacentral:

y’all are gonna get drake grounded

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02:50am
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02:49am

bombing:

there wasn’t one goddamn anaconda in that entire video

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04:50pm

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

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01:27pm

"I bet you’ll still call the cops when someone breaks in your home, has a gun or steal from you.."

chillona:

radicalrebellion:

I bet I fucking will too. That’s what the fuck they get PAID for. 

What my tax dollars DON’T pay for is harassing the very people they’re supposed to protect. My tax dollars DON’T pay them for killing unarmed citizens and inciting riots among an angry community. 

Fuck outta here. 

☕️

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redsuelo:

bile7:

coconutoil97:

shopwitme:

when u take ya girl out on a date and she say she want mcdonalds

lmaooo

I hate this

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bye

#me