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10:31pm

Nikki and I made Andy/Fritz happen in capslock. You can deal with it.
raveras 7:45 pm
    i just don’t know who would top

 waterfights 7:46 pm
    andy
    it wasn’t even a question in my mind.

 raveras 7:46 pm
    lmfao right
    JUST TWO COOL BROS

 waterfights 7:46 pm
    the only time he isn’t the dominant party is when he’s getting it on with sharon and/or brenda.

 raveras 7:47 pm
    THAT HAPPEN TO FUCK AND WATCH BASEBALL TOGETHER

 waterfights 7:47 pm
    BUDDY COP SHOW WITH A DIFFERENCE.

 raveras 7:47 pm
    ANDY MAKES FRITZ BLOW HIM WHILE THE DODGERS ARE ON

 waterfights 7:47 pm
    THIS IS WHAT TELEVISION IS MISSING.

 raveras 7:47 pm
    HE TREATS FRITZ LIKE HIS HOUSEWIFE

 waterfights 7:47 pm
    A BUDDY COP SHOW WHERE THE LEADS ARE GAY LOVERS
    YES HE DOES.

 raveras 7:48 pm
    “MAKE ME A SANDWICH” “WHICH TIE SHOULD I WEAR WITH THIS SUIT”

 raveras 7:49 pm
    OH BUT CHIVALRY ISNT DEAD BECAUSE HE LETS FRITZ PICK WHETHER HE GETS FUCKED FROM BEHIND OR NOT

 waterfights 7:49 pm
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OH THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
    ALSO THIS SHIP HAS A LOT OF FOUNDATION HAYLEY.
    THEY CAN SHARE THEIR DRUNKEN STORIES AND KEEP EACH OTHER AWAY FROM THE BOOZE.
    OK WHEN DID THIS GET SERIOUS IN MY HEAD AND WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP IT.


waterfights 7:52 pm
    BUT I’VE BASICALLY GOT THAT LITTLE MOMENT FROM OLD MONEY IN MY HEAD NOW.  WHERE ANDY ASKS BRENDA IF FRITZ HAS EVER TOLD HER HOW AA WORKS.
    AND HIS LITTLE HURT PUPPY FACE CAN TOTALLY BE TAKEN AS ‘MY POOR BOO CAN’T COME SEE ME HE MUST BE SO WORRIED’

 raveras 7:57 pm
    oh god why did i just. their affair starts with AA before brenda even comes to los angeles. andy and fritz meet just after fritz gets transfered to the federal branch out there. they discuss work, he needs a sponsor, and no one’s better than his buddy working down the road at LAPD where they’re bound to run into each other at least once a week outside of AA~ and fritz likes it that way because he already has a mancrush on andy
    what the fuck did i just do

waterfights 7:58 pm
    oh god hayley you’ve broken me.

 raveras 7:59 pm
    BUT ANDY FIGURES IT OUT. THEIR FIRST DATE IS A DODGERS GAME. INSERT INNUENDO ABOUT EATING HOTDOGS.

waterfights 8:00 pm
    KLDDFSKSDFKSJFHKSLDJE

waterfights 8:03 pm
    ANDY DROPS FRITZ OFF AFTERWARDS AND IS ALL ‘SO YOU GONNA INVITE ME IN THEN?’ AND FRITZ IS STILL KIND OF UNSURE BUT GOES FOR IT BECAUSE THE ABUSE OF POWER BY HIS SPONSOR IS A SERIOUS TURN ON.

 raveras 8:08 pm
    AND FRITZ IS A LITTLE BIT OF A PRUDE THAT HE HAS A RULE TO NEVER FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE BUT THEN ANDY CORNERS HIM WHILE HE’S GONE TO GET THEM ~GINGER ALE~ AND HE’S TRAPPED BETWEEN THE FRIDGE AND ANDY AND ANDY’S PALMING HIS COCK THROUGH HIS JEANS AND EVERY THOUGHT OF BEING CAUTIOUS AROUND THAT MAN IS GONE

waterfights 8:15 pm
    AND AS HE DROPS THE CANS TO GRIP ANDY’S SHOULDERS, IN THE BACK OF HIS MIND HE’S THINKING ABOUT HOW LONG THOSE CANS WILL HAVE TO SIT BEFORE THEY CAN BE OPENED AND THEN OHGOD HE CAN FEEL HIS ZIPPER BEING UNDONE AND SHOULDN’T THERE BE KISSING FIRST WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO DIRTY AND WRONG BUT SHIT IT’S SO FUCKING HOT AND WHY ARE THEY BOTH STILL WEARING CLOTHES.

 raveras 8:25 pm
    BUT THEN ANDY’S ALL OVER HIM AND KISSING HIS NECK AND THE BURN OF ANDY’S STUBBLE SHOULDN’T BE HIS WEAKNESS BUT IT IS. HE’S CONSUMED BY THE SCENT OF AFTER SHAVE AND ANDY’S COLOGNE AND BY THE TIME ANDY HAS HIS HAND ON FRITZ’S COCK HE’S WHISPERING THE FILTHIEST THINGS IN HIS EAR LIKE ABOUT HOW HE WOULD’VE BLOWN HIM IN DODGER STADIUM IF HE DIDN’T HAVE AN IMAGE TO UPHOLD AND THAT’S WHEN FRITZ FINALLY GETS SOME SENSE TO PUSH ANDY AWAY BECAUSE HE’S NOT READY TO BLOW HIS LOAD ALL OVER ANDY’S JEANS

waterfights 8:33 pm
    ANDY STUMBLES BACK A FEW STEPS INTO THE KITCHEN TABLE AND LICKS HIS LIPS AS HE LOOKS FRITZ UP AND DOWN AND SUDDENLY FRITZ FEELS POWERFUL AND STEPS BACK UP IN ANDY’S SPACE AND LOOKS HIM IN THE EYE WITH A SMIRK BEFORE SINKING TO HIS KNEES AND UNBUTTONING ANDY’S JEANS UNBEARABLY SLOWLY

 raveras 8:46 pm
    OHHHHSHIT AND ANDY’S JUST TAKEN ABACK BECAUSE HE WAS ABOUT 99% SURE IT WOULD TAKE SOME CONVINCING TO GET FRITZ TO SUCK HIM OFF BUT INSTEAD OF JUST LETTING HIM DO IT HE PULLS HIM BACK UP AND FINALLY KISSES HIM AND FRITZ GETS THE IDEA TO DRAG HIM BACK TO THE BEDROOM AND BY THE TIME THEY GET THERE ANDY’S ALREADY PUSHED HIS SHIRT OFF SO THAT WHEN HE PINS HIM TO THE BED HE DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME FUCKING AROUND WITH CLOTHES. HIS MOUTH IS BACK ON FRITZ’S NECK AND HE’S GOT HIS HAND ON HIS COCK AGAIN AND OHGOD FRITZ IS TRYING TO KEEP FROM CUMMING BUT WHEN ANDY DEMANDS IT FROM HIM WHO IS HE TO RESIST

waterfights 9:04 pm
    AND WITH A STRANGLED GROAN FRITZ IS CUMMING ALL OVER HIS STOMACH AND ANDY’S HAND.  ANDY KEEPS ON MOUTHING AT HIS NECK AND MILKING HIM UNTIL FRITZ’S PANTING SETTLES AND SLOWLY PULLS BACK TO LOOK FRITZ IN THE EYE AS HE BRINGS HIS HAND TO HIS MOUTH AND LAPS AT FRITZ’S CUM BEFORE BENDING DOWN AND KISSING THE OTHER MAN, TANGLING HIS TONGUE WITH FRITZ SO HE CAN TASTE HIMSELF.  WITH ANOTHER HEADY GROAN FRITZ  PUSHES ANDY ON TO HIS BACK AND STRADDLES HIM, CONTINUING THE KISS WHILE HE PUSHES AT THE WAISTBAND OF ANDY’S JEANS UNTIL THEY’RE DOWN PAST HIS HIPS AND FRITZ CAN FINALLY FINALLY WRAPS HIS FINGERS AROUND ANDY’S COCK.

 raveras 9:19 pm
    AND FRITZ’S EYES ARE GLUED TO ANDY’S BUT HE’S DETERMINED TO FINISH WHAT HE STARTED IN THE KITCHEN. HE’S ON HIS KNEES BETWEEN ANDY’S LEGS AND WHEN HE TEASINGLY FLICKS HIS TONGUE OVER THE TIP OF ANDY’S COCK ANDY’S SURE HE’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE BUT THEN HE HAS A HAND BURIED IN FRITZ’S HAIR AND SUDDENLY FRITZ IS DEEP THROATING HIM AND SOMEWHERE IN THE BACK OF ANDY’S MIND HE’S IMPRESSED BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE UP UNTIL TWO HOURS AGO HE WAS CONVINCED THAT FRITZ WAS COMPLETELY STRAIGHT AND NOW HE’S GOING DOWN ON HIM AND THERE’S NO WARNING WHEN HE CUMS BUT FRITZ SWALLOWS LIKE A PRO AND HE DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE THAT FRITZ IS LAYING NEXT TO HIM UNTIL HE KISSES HIS JAW AND ANDY JUST GRINS BECAUSE THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AT ALL
    WHAT
    ARE
    YOU
    DOING
    TO
    ME

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    I fucking love you two perverts.
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    I hate the things you two do to me. And by hate I mean love.
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  6. featherpluckn said: I ship it.
  7. margotgrissom said: Filthy. Wrong. Loved it.
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    You two just killed me, thought I should let you know.
  10. mycaptainraydor said: i fucking love you two.
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    We are terrible, wonderful people.
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